From
Michael Seigal's blog:
I can just see the conversation going on between the chief warden of the Middletown jail and the city department that produces signs:
Warden: I'd like to order the signs for the different sections of our prison facility.
Sign Maker: Sure, how many do you need?
Warden: A total of five.
Sign Maker: No problem. What should the first one say?
Warden: Murderers.
Sign Maker: OK. The second?
Warden: Sexual offenders.
Sign Maker: No problem. The third?
Warden: Burglars.
Sign Maker: The fourth?
Warden: Assaulters and Batterers.
Sign Maker: And the fifth?
Warden: Smokers who lit up in a park.
Sign Maker: Excuse me. Could you repeat that?
Warden: Smokers who lit up in a park.
Sign Maker: I think there's a problem with our phone connection. Could you call me back from a land line?
Should smokers be worried?
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