The Irish are scratching their collective heads and asking “Elephant? What elephant???” when it comes to pub closures.
I started my new life as a serial killer after watching the movie Driller Killer and ratcheted up my CV after seeing my favourite ‘celeb’ movie stars smoking a cigarette, in full colour no less! If only they were ‘R’ rated I’d have thought twice about being a tobacco junkie.
My old ma in law used to say “keep your own council” and she’s probably rolling in her grave If she could see that today other people take care of your ‘council’, they are called medicare these days.
OMFG! The Welsh have saw the big, fat mammoth in the room! Better late than never, eh?
Oh bugger, I’ve just had an attack of the vapours, no, not those vapours silly, these vapours…
…I mean, where do these bastards get off? E-cigs offer the chance for the smoke addled junkie to reduce their nicotine intake in gradual instalments or even just go through the motions of smoking an E-cig which has no nicotine in it… what are these people on eh? I suppose the intelligent thing is to go ask them, a simple idea I know but you never know, it may catch on. We smokers hate them (I’ve got an e-cig, just for blogging integrity you understand, not that I, a committed tobacco smoker would use it, say on a train, or train station platform, where I am prohibited from smoking there or…) and anti smokers hate them because they look like…well, work it out for yourselves.
These vapours even have their own website and proudly show a woman engulfed in

I guess I’m just an apeman! More about one of my fav musicians, Ray Davis in particular, in a later post. Bloody love his music!