An asides from my main context but relevant non the less!
Apparently a cohort study by eminent scientists, who shall not be named…oh, go on then…
Joe M Braun (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Julie L Daniels (email@example.com)
Charlie Poole (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Andrew F Olshan (email@example.com)
Richard Hornung (firstname.lastname@example.org)
John T Bernert (email@example.com)
Yang Xia (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Cynthia Bearer (email@example.com)
Dana Boyd Barr (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Bruce P Lanphear (email@example.com)
…was peer reviewed. Ah well, where there’s muck (in this case, baby shit) there’s money!
Peer review is a generic term that is used to describe a process of self-regulation by a profession or a process of evaluation involving qualified individuals with the related field. Peer review methods are employed to maintain standards, improve performance, and provide credibility.
Self-regulation says it all really.
This peer-reviewed article was published immediately upon acceptance.
I’ll bet it was, why wait that long? These, err, ‘scientists’ collected Meconium (what! You’ve never heard of it?) and one assumes that they smelt, prodded and tasted it before putting it through the vast array of CSI type of gadgets to discover that the wayward mum had been within one hundred feet of a smoker and his/her deadly SHS.
And, as a person who just checked his lottery numbers may say….RE…….SULT! But mad scientists wouldn’t go that far, would they?
Results: We detected nicotine (80%), cotinine (69%), and trans-3’-hydroxycotinine (57%) inWell that’s clear then, to us ‘sink estate’ plebs who KNOW that you have written the biggest piece of [non solid] baby faeces since you upgraded Second Hand Smoke, and Third Hand Smoke from a mere annoyance to a class A carcinogen. If you want to know more about SHS and third hand smoke then you can do no worse than visit Christopher snowden, Rich White and Michael Siegel’s blogs. (Siegel is all against smoking and SHS but he knows junk science when he sees it!)
most meconium samples. Meconium tobacco smoke metabolite concentrations were positively
associated with serum cotinine concentrations and increased with the number of serum cotinine
measurements consistent with secondhand or active tobacco smoke exposure. Like serum
cotinine, meconium tobacco smoke metabolites were inversely associated with birth weight.
Conclusions: Meconium is a useful biological matrix for measuring prenatal tobacco smoke
exposure and could be used in epidemiological studies that enroll women and infants at birth.
Meconium holds promise as a biological matrix for measuring the intensity and duration of
environmental toxicant exposure and future studies should validate the utility of meconium using
other environmental toxicants.
And I haven’t even mentioned Michael J. McFadden’s website entitled “Anti Smokers Brains yet! The truth is out there folks, go look for it, because it won’t come to you!
Here’s the PDF file about this ‘scientific’ study, shock and awe it is not, the smell of money it is. (Smell, get it?)
Click to launch the full edition in a new window
Self Publishing with YUDU
Ok, I’ve never had kids, and by all accounts (anti smoking accounts that is) I never will, but that won’t stop me from trying, (if a fertile) lady young enough wants to bed an ancient and proud smoker.
But I digress.
I now wish to show you some ‘homemade’ kiddy porn, so if you are of a paedophilic** bent look away now!*
*Pictures unashamedly stolen from this site.
**Move along, nothing to see here…unless seeing a baby having a shit gives you a hardon, you depraved cunt!
Tip of the soiled nappy (Diaper to our American cousins) to Dick Puddlecote and anon on his comments section (for part of the headline above.)
(What, Dick Puddlecote has three kids, is he insane I ask myself? How does a smoking, drinking, cricket loving, darts buff do that??)
I’ll have some of what he’s having…Please! I mean, he must have his toe well over the Oche, surely?