Scotland the brave.

You may recall that I wrote about the fat cat tobacco controllers that were attending a seminar in Glasgow (as of the 11th of June there were 594 attendees committed to this junket), which was mostly funded by your money? Well Freedom2Choose (Scotland) was on hand to let the public know that pissing their (the taxpayer's) hard earned tax up there quango is no longer an option! You listening Vince?

Superhero Eddie Dowthwaite, Chair of Freedom2Choose (Scotland.) And who is that lady in red who’s thinking “oh ****, I don’t wanna be saved”? It’s none other than ASH Scotland supremo Sheila Duffy.

Eddie getting in touch with his Ned Kelly side.

The three amigo’s, Myra, Belinda Cunnison (Treasurer, Freedom2Choose UK) and her other half, Michael Davidson.

The last picture I have to show you gives an indication as to what you may expect at a town centre near you.

 Ned Kelly Eddie, confronts the CO police.

The blackshirts in the picture above are delegates from the lapdogs to Tobacco Control who can always smell the money. They surround Eddie and push him to take a CO test with this:

TheSmokerlyzer

Here’s their splurge:

Helping People To Stop Smoking with a Smokerlyzer^® CO Monitor

A simple breath test with a Smokerlyzer^® CO monitor will measure the levels of toxic carbon monoxide (CO) inhaled from tobacco smoke. CO in itself is harmful, as it reduces the amount of oxygen taken up by the body, but it can also act as an indicator as to the possible level of some 4,000 toxic substances in cigarette smoke, 60 of which cause cancer.
The Smokerlyzer^® range of carbon monoxide (CO) monitors and testers is used during smoking cessation programmes to give the smoker visible proof of the damaging CO levels and to help motivate by charting the progress during the programme. All the instruments are surgically non-invasive, lightweight, battery powered, simple to operate and use hygienic inexpensive disposable mouthpieces.
The Smokerlyzer^® CO monitor range is clinically proven and has become the benchmark used throughout the world by health professionals working in smoking cessation programmes and research.

Smokerlyzer? I kid you not, and for a mere £224.99 every household should have one. Soon they will be as omnipresent as the humble thermometer?
I can tell you readers are not convinced so the makers of the Smokerlyzer have kindly made a video to convince you:



Not convinced? Oh I give up. (I wish they would.)

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