SPOTTED Dick has been banned from a staff canteen for being "too rude" — and replaced with Spotted RICHARD.
I’m sure someone at the Sun newspaper is pulling my pud! So I checked on the ‘interweb’ thingy.
I got my Spotted Dick out of my girlfriend Fanny. I know many chaps who got Spotted Dick whilst on visits to Bangkok, but there's really nothing like the traditional English version.Case solved, the Sun story is a load of old chocolate…
It melts quickly but leaves a distinct aftertaste.
(Can’t stop giggling for some strange reason!)