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Monday, 15 February 2010

American Stop Smoking Society (ASSS) assess the E-cigarette



Protect your Family:

Do you have children? Call on your child's school to remove smokers' children NOW - before it's TOO LATE and your children die of CANCER

Ignore the Evidence:

Yes, the largest trial of 100,000 smokers over 40 years found no connection between lung cancer and passive smoking - but these people are scientists, not lawyers! What the hell do they know? 

Education for Smoker's Children - N0!!!


Why bother when they are probably going to die of cancer by the time they are 70!

Prohibition - YES!!!

We believe banning smoking could be as effective as banning alcohol was in America!


Segregation

ASSS is calling now for separate schools, beaches, and buses for smokers, at least as a temporary measure before implementing the final solution.

Health Care for Smokers - NO!!!

Why should smokers enjoy health care, just because they pay for it several times over with cigarette taxes? Like our hero John Banzhaf, we support killing smokers via denial of medical care. 

Are you a smoker? 

You murdering bastard! The best thing you can do is kill yourself. Contact us now for a suicide pack. 

Nicotine 

One dose of nicotine can make you an addict for life, as well as causing your veins to explode. (Unless the nicotine is contained in one of our sponsors nicotine cessation products, such as Nicocraap, in which case it is fine.)


Electronic Cigarette Warning: 

A warning message about the dangerous and disgusting Electronic Cigarette!



If it looks like smoking then...off with their heads:



All thanks to Leafar for giving me this link...I couldn't stop laughing.

6 comments:

Simon Chin said...

Dear Stinking Smoker

Thank you for posting our informative material. Could you please post a link to the site so that other smokers can find our site and buy our suicide packs?

I would be pleased to offer you a complementary suicide pack in return.

Regards

Simon Chin
ASS Society
Shitting on smokers since 2009

TheBigYin said...

Could you please post a link to the site so that other smokers can find our site and buy our suicide packs?

To late Simon, I am committing suicide as we type, I've got a drink and a smoke in my hand so my demise is immanent. However, as a dying act I will indeed pass on your link, you cunt! http://www.asssociety.com/

Happy now, you hate filled piece of sh...?

:¬)

MarieC said...

To late Simon, I am committing suicide as we type, I've got a drink and a smoke in my hand so my demise is immanent.

Me too also, drinking and smoking, what a way to go! (btw John, your demise is imminent not immanent, or maybe you just meant, in a minute)

TheBigYin said...

So sorry MarieC but my spell checker (Namaqua, the finest Cabernet Sauvignon Shiraz from Chile) missed this. But it's Monday, a shopping day and I will pander to those 'drinkin' and smokin' promos that they have every week? Cheap wine and fags, who could miss it, even though the necessities of life, like bog rolls, or, perhaps, food beckon?

I couldn't tell you were to get heroin or weed, (cant spell margawanna, weed to us oldies) but I can tell you that Netto's are shite, but convenient!

:¬)

Ron Russell said...

I don't tell smokers to stop smoking and drinkers to stop drinking and I resent anyone, anyone telling me. That goes double for "Big Brother". We have lost far too many freedoms over the years to public safety and public health and the more we let the freaks in government do this the more they will stick it to us.

I just noticed you had linked to one of my secondary site "United Smokers and Drinkers Against Tax Abuse" thanks for the link. I have linked back and also looked at your blog and your other links and see we have many in common so I linked to you also at my primary blog "TOTUS".

Anonymous said...

I thought it was only americans who couldn't get a joke, but obviously it's these twats commenting too. It's a joke, fkuckwits, get it>

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