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Saturday, 8 January 2011

The Dragon breathes fire

Just how stupid are some people prepared to look? I mean to say "how f*****g pathetic" really but it came out wrong-however, it serves the purpose.

Last year Duncan Bannatyne announced to the world that if any of his kids even touched a cigarette he (Daddy Duncan) would cut them out of the will in a trice! They would be left penniless upon his demise and have to make their own way in this ever increasingly miserable world.

Well folks, 'Daddy Dunc' has now surpassed last years tight-arsed, mealy mouthed announcement by falling out altogether with 'twittering people who show even the remotest wisp of a cigarette. Apparently, he who used to smoke 30 fags a day lost his dad to a lung disease (obviously caused by a cigarette, the whole cigarette and nothing but the cigarette!) therefore anything tobacco is 100% taboo.

I am surprised he even mentions the word!

So, having ostracised his offspring should they dare to even think about having a fag, Bannatyne is on a crusade against anyone in the world who might have something remotely to do with tobacco-good luck with that then Dunc. You might be worth £161,000,000 but as a tolerant human being you are worth...well....basically....'fuck all!'

This really does prove that born again ex smokers are the spawn of the devil. I'll bet this pumped up pillock was happy as Larry when he was puffing away. I wonder just how much he has donated to ASH Wales upon his directorate (or whatever noble position he has been awarded)? I wonder how many free memberships he's given away to non smokers in an attempt to keep non smokers healthy & fit in his gymnasiums? I wonder how many smokers he eagerly accepts memberships from in his gymnasiums as well? In fact, I'm beginning to wonder just how big a hypocrite this 'half baked haggis-waffler' really is! In fact, is he the king TWIT of Twitter?

In fact, if you look at this picture of Bannatyne in his red T-shirt it's not hard to imagine him being the devil in disguise (he talks like an angel, walks like an angel.....).

Obviously, as a medium/place of free speech, Twitter will be a lot better off without him, well the smoking faction of twitter at any rate. The non smokers are welcome to the pontificating self styled anti tobacco king. This proves one thing for sure...manners maketh man - not money!


Smoking Hot said...

He isn't the devil, more of a religous lunatic priest.

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! "

B7 said...

'half baked haggis-waffler'---------------------indeed!

Anonymous said...

I hope he gets run over by a Bus.

His kids will be smoking a lot more than that if he thinks his Gestapo tactics will work.

They will end up telling him to shove his money up his well toned arse!

I myself would rather do my exercise as part of a self-sufficient lifestyle.

Gyms are for Robots.

How about some proper sized swimming pools, you cunt.

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